January 2012
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Me: It's okay, you'll get over it soon, so stop crying.
Friend: You know nothing!
Me:
Friend: You didn't fall in love yet so don't tell me crap!
Me: What-
Friend: You never had a boyfriend yet so don't you dare-
Me: I'm in love with a person who doesn't even know I exist
Friend: St-
Me: Out of hundreds and thousands of people who admire him, I'm one of them.
Friend: Lis-
Me: I can only look at him from afar and if I want to see him I have to buy concert tickets or wait in the cold for a long time.
Me: Do you know what I have to get through in order to reach him, huh?
Friend:
Me: The language barrier, the culture and our geographic locations. Do you know how difficult it is?
Friend:
Me: So don't tell me I know nothing. My heart's already hurting as it is.
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When your parents start the "When I was your age"...
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My dream
breeree:
Is to swim through clear waters and photograph beutiful lively coral reefs, to come face to face with rows of Sharp teeth with only metal bars keeping me safe, to rescue all the injured marine life that falls victim to poachers, nets, and other causes. Its to go where only few have deep into trenches to see things we thought were only in our dreams. I want to be a marine biologist
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me: omg i can't believe you came to my house im honoured
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band member: you kidnapped me and tied me to a chair
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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
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