December 2011
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mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
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Meeting Brian Molko
Me: Will you sign this?
Brian: Sure
Brian: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Brian: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
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